Right then.

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Friday the 13th today, Valentine's Day tomorrow: seems like a perfect opportunity for anonymous comments!

Have at it, chaps, but keep it kind.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I'm having a really tough time of it emotionally at the moment, every time I think I'm over the split up, something new and stupid happens and it drags me back in. Uhhh. I wish I could think about Valentine's Day in a nice way.

[(Anonymous)]

My favorite zits to squeeze are the ones that take forever and are kind of painful but then WHOOOSH they erupt everywhere.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm never going to have enough time to read all the books that I want to read, and I'll never know everything I want to know, I can barely scratch the surface, and this makes me very sad sometimes.

[(Anonymous)]

I chased my boyfriend around the flat this morning. He hid behind the bathroom door but I found him and we laughed. We had a cuddle and I groped his bare bottom, which is the best bottom I have ever ever seen. Seriously, sometimes I'll be sat at work really bored and I'll think about his bum and it'll make me smile.

[(Anonymous)]

Part of my mind contemplates what might have been, and the other part says that what is now is better.

I think they're both right.

[(Anonymous)]

I know there's a recession and that everything is awful and we're all going to die BUT: after months of things being quite bollocks I had some ace kissing at the weekend! And while I don't think it'll be repeated (too messy on both sides) the fact of how good it was has given me a complete jolt of fire inside and spurred me on to start making some massive and overdue and scary changes in my life.

[(Anonymous)]

I really fancy someone on your friends list who comments here regularly. Recent interactions at another journal make me think this person fancies me too. I wish they'd say something because I am too shy.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel really despondent about my chances of ever having a decent, long-term relationship. Most of the time, I'm happily single and really like my life, but every now and again, that horrible lonely feeling rears up, especially at this time of year. It sucks. I don't want to be the person tomorrow eating crap and watching bad films and feeling sorry for myself, but I know it's going to happen.

It doesn't help that I really like a guy and I have no idea if he likes me and no idea about the best way to ask him out. (It doesn't help that I know him professionally.) I've never asked anyone out in my life! Waiting for the true and tried British "Let's get drunk in a pub and snog" really isn't ideal.

This turned into a mega-whinge, sorry.

[(Anonymous)]

I have been having the most lurid (in a good way) fantasies about a couple of people on LJ.

[(Anonymous)]

Today at work we are having pizza and brownies. Next week babies AND puppies are coming in, for yet more cake. I know I hate my job sometimes, and feel like I am festering here, and the whole job search is just shitty and soul destroying, but I am lucky really, that I don't HATE hate it here. Plus, you know, puppies and cake!!

[(Anonymous)]

I have a silly sexual obsession with someone I don't know very well. I just want to BITE THEM every time I see them.

[(Anonymous)]

I've been having an email conversation with a friend which may have whacking great subtext screaming from between the lines.
Or it may not.
I think I need a sub(text)editor.

[(Anonymous)]

What is with this valentinr thing?

[(Anonymous)]

I have recently started doing a course but haven't really told anybody about it because for some reason I feel stupid admitting what it is. It's only to see if it's something I would like to pursue, but even so, saying it out loud I feel like people would look at me and go 'You?' or 'Why?' Maybe they would...I shouldn't care I know.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't want to bite anyone. Am I a freak?

Worried, of Dagenham.

[(Anonymous)]

I once stroked an okapi.

[(Anonymous)]

I've never admitted to being in love, because I never have been, but now I think I am and I haven't said so to the person in question. I want so badly to live happily ever after, and I'm so afraid of never having that.

[(Anonymous)]

Despite him being the (lucky number) seventh person I've slept with, my current boyfriend is the only one I've ever really fancied/been in love with.

The sex is nine thousand billion times better.

[(Anonymous)]

I can tick lots of boxes sex-wise and relationship-wise, yet I have never had anybody send me a Valentine's card, Valentine's gift, or celebrate it with me in any way at all. This makes me very sad, in both senses of the word. I would rather trade a whole year of the best kissing and the best sex for the Valentine's day experience.

[(Anonymous)]

I may be pregnant and despite this being kinda planned I'm totally freaking out about it because oh my god the economy and what if we lose our jobs? So I'm avoiding confirming one way or the other because then I'd have to face up to whatever is next.

[(Anonymous)]

I was at lunch today with my colleagues and we were talking about how they choose who goes on the bank notes and I was ready to go OMG I KNOW THIS but of course I know it because I was at the Bank of England for an interview during the week and I'm not supposed to tell my colleagues because then I will get the sack.

[(Anonymous)]

All this valentines stuff has made me realise that I really really don't want anyone to fancy me (or romantically love me) except the person I am with. It feels intrusive somehow. I don't want people thinking of me that way.

[(Anonymous)]

Am using this to whinge in pathetic self piteous mode. Never been kissed, never had sex, no one's ever wanted to come anywhere near me, I'm going to die alone, I'm lonely, and I desperately want someone to snuggle with.

I hate this wretched excuse for a holiday for making me feel like even more of a loser than I normally do.

[(Anonymous)]

being in love for the first time was the best experience of my life. now that it is gone, i miss it. and i want it to happen again and NOW. this leads me to believe i'm going to make a bad mistake soon..

[(Anonymous)]

After resisting getting off with this person for ages, I finally decided to give it a go and it was so fucking hot and we had a couple more nights together and now I can't stop thinking about having more hot sex with them. Right now I am ill so probably won't get off with them for a little while yet and OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS SO HARD. Also: you have no idea who I am.