Anonymous Friday

[yiskah]

I am sat in the office/house waiting for the rain to stop so that I can actually go and do something (Southern Sudan basically grinds to a halt when it rains), but given that I am about to head out and be offline for much of the day, how about some ANONYMOUS COMMENTS while I'm gone? Tell me your secrets, tell me who you fancy, tell me what's good in your life and what's bad, tell me FILTHY SEX STORIES. Or ask me a question! If you want.

GO GO GO.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Is it true that you can almost wear the size of your tux of 15 years ago?

[yiskah.livejournal.com]

I don't know what this means, but I'm going to go with...yes?

[yiskah.livejournal.com]

Though it occurs to me that I did in fact wear a tux to my year 11 formal (ack) 16 years ago! Hmm.

[(Anonymous)]

I am in utter awe of the number of people having sex on Hampstead Heath, and not infrequently in a children's fenced playground a little ways off from Golders Green.

Except that I am also one of a number of people occasionally having sex on Hampstead Heath (though not in the midst of the children's playground), particularly because at home, there's my partner's violently demented mother and her NHS carers to deal with. But not really only because of that.

And now I am a whole continent and ocean apart from him, but I really wish I weren't, because sex on Hampstead Heath would be lovely in a way that tops sex via Google Chat, even though I love that we can make that work, too.

But OMG, some nights on the Heath the acoustics were very good, and I was amazed just because you would be unlikely to find anything of that frequency in my part of the states.

But it was charming, too, in its own strange way.

[(Anonymous)]

Sex via internet communication methods (we used to use Skype) with your long-distance partner can be pretty good, can't it?

[(Anonymous)]

こういうgoldとかシルバーのテーブルに「ちょこん」とおける
小さなチョコレートでOK.

[(Anonymous)]

ホワイトboxいり。

[(Anonymous)]

I am absolutely terrified about what the government is going to do in the spending review. The fear is eating into me every day, which isn't very useful, but it's really scary!

[(Anonymous)]

You ALWAYS do anonymous comments right after I have sex. I love that! I had some really good sex last night with someone whose last name I will never know. Hell, I'll never know if I was given the actual first name. But it was the best sex I've had in years. HAPPY!

[yiskah.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I have a secret tracking device and I do it on purpose! Perhaps!

[(Anonymous)]

p.s. to previous: Anyone who starts the festivities by going down with enthusiasm is a happy person to meet.

[(Anonymous)]

I've found a real liking of rubber clothing over the last year or so. It's been quite the revelation. I'm not what you'd call svelte but I like the fact that people who like this sort of thing don't care about that, and you suddenly find different parameters of attraction within a fetish that you didn't necessarily consider before. It's like turning something you always thought you knew around in your hand and finding new ways for it to glint in the light. All this is an exciting and fun thing in the hands of the right people, and I kind of see it as the same thing as a friends' conversation, with its intimacies and in-jokes - there are things that outside observers will never get - but when you're in the middle of it, it feels magnificent. I'm a big perv and I love it.

[(Anonymous)]

Aww yeah. I've only travelled peripherally in the world of fetish stuff, but I really love the positivity of it. I think that always catches people by surprise. It really does seem to be only the mainstream that's driven by making people feel bad about themselves.

[(Anonymous)]

All my FILTHY SEX STORIES are with people on your friendslist!

[(Anonymous)]

DO TELL!

[(Anonymous)]

All of my FILTHY SEX STORIES are fantasies and dreams. I have a recurring fantasy about doing it with one or two of the men on my flist, for example. It's not always the same ones, more like a cast of characters that changes over time.

I recently had a wonderful dream about one of the ladies on my list who turned out to have a small and excellent penis as well as the usual ladyparts. I don't think this is actually true of her in real life, although the dream seemed so real I'm glad I haven't seen her in a while because I'm sure if I did I would blush.

[(Anonymous)]

I fancy someone on your flist, and have come dangerously close to having cybersex with said person. And you probably wouldn't suspect either of us.

[yiskah.livejournal.com]

Aw man I LOVE these confessions. I am now suspecting EVERYONE.

[(Anonymous)]

A couple of nights ago we were having really, really loud sex in my partner's apartment, and at the same time as I was coming vocally, we heard shouting and banging on the wall from the neighbours' apartment. I think I heard someone shout "now it's coming!" but I'm not sure. Either that was a commentary (a really lame one) on our volume, or they happened to have sex at the same time as us (they're not a couple though, as far as we know), or they were having a fight. I wouldn't know.

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

I have a tryst this weekend! I'm so absurdly pleased, I cannot even bother to be anonymous :)

[yiskah.livejournal.com]

Aww, I am very happy for you! :)

[(Anonymous)]

I have given up, again, on relationships. FILTHY SEX is all very (really very!) marvellous, and I know there are nice, decent people out there, but I seem to have developed an uncanny instinct for lying bastards pretending to be nice guys, and it gets terribly wearing after a while. Besides, all the nice guys want marriage and babies, which means they're no good to me anyway, as I don't. Bah. Also humbug.

[(Anonymous)]

I've given up too. All the people who express interest in me are married, so it's pretty clear they're not after a relationship.

[(Anonymous)]

I have slept with three people on my friends list and I would very much like to make you Number Four. Still looking for friends with benefits?

[biascut.livejournal.com]

I have slept with three people on my friends list

I love how you say this as if you're providing references, Anon.

Go on! Provide references!

[(Anonymous)]

Someone I went home with did two things I was very much not cool with, which were:

-porn-talking
-trying to put it in me without a condom

So that was sort of a more unpleasant afternoon than I had really been hoping for at the time*. I think I said something non-committal about meeting later over some historical documents, but that seems like a bad idea. Pity, because the historical documents would have been interesting.

In other, better news, I am loosely entangled with someone who appears to respect me as a person. I suspect we disagree fundamentally on some things (sex drive, ultimate comfort level with open relationships**), but for now we are in a honest place, and it is working, and that is a relief.

*A certain portion of me is not sure which one is worse.

**Weirdly enough, given the above anecdote, I am the person who is probably not so comfortable with the idea over the long term.***

***You almost certainly know who I am now.

[stylishbastard.livejournal.com]

Do you remember that time we put a pineapple up rezendi's bum?

[stylishbastard.livejournal.com]

OH NO ANON FAIL

[tassie-gal.livejournal.com]

Not anon, but where in South Sudan are you? I have a friend working there @ the moment...if you were nearby I had evil plans to freak him out....

[yiskah.livejournal.com]

I'm in Juba (but only until tomorrow...).

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[(Anonymous)]

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[yirirask.livejournal.com]

hello, I sent an email to you about this post, its not coming thru for me. Can you connect with me when you get a chance.