But the real losers are the people who take Valentine's Day seriously, anonymouse! It celebrates St. Valentine, who is a Roman martyr known for... being a Roman martyr. THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE WAS MARTYRED FOR. Or how he was martyred! Let's celebrate him with cardboard hearts!
I love presents, cards, candy, and compliments, so you would think I would love Valentine's Day, but I don't. I get irked by how it creates a competition for love. Ffs, there's something seriously wrong with that.
Anyway, what I am saying is that you are beautiful and really cool, I bet, and you should BLITHELY IGNORE this stupid holiday. It is a commodified horseshit festival! Go buy yourself a chocolate bar and a face mask in a tube and put your feet up.
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Date: 2009-02-13 02:57 pm (UTC)I love presents, cards, candy, and compliments, so you would think I would love Valentine's Day, but I don't. I get irked by how it creates a competition for love. Ffs, there's something seriously wrong with that.
Anyway, what I am saying is that you are beautiful and really cool, I bet, and you should BLITHELY IGNORE this stupid holiday. It is a commodified horseshit festival! Go buy yourself a chocolate bar and a face mask in a tube and put your feet up.