ZOMG!

BUT WAIT: some anonymous lovely has just bought me a permanent account! Oh, anonymous, do you know what you've done? You've condemned yourself to whining-about-my-mostly-excellent-nothing-to-complain-about life and random foodstuff-related polls for all eternity! IT WILL NEVER STOP!

Seriously, thank you thank you thank you. What a great early birthday present! And if anyone wants my leftover few months of paid account time, which I think I can give to someone, just ask.