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If you were my glasses, where would you be?

(They're not on my head; I've checked.)

Date: 2008-12-22 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stylishbastard.livejournal.com
You left them in the bathroom.

ON MARS

Date: 2008-12-23 11:53 am (UTC)

Date: 2008-12-22 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ultraruby.livejournal.com
On a train?

Date: 2008-12-23 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
Thankfully no!

Date: 2008-12-22 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tx-cronopio.livejournal.com
Oh, dear. I lose mine about 12 times a week.

Date: 2008-12-23 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
Me too! And then I can't find them because I NEED MY GLASSES TO LOOK. Woe.

Date: 2008-12-22 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] majea.livejournal.com
Have you checked the kitchen cupboards? Or the fridge?

Date: 2008-12-23 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
I did actually! Having come home drunk and gone on some sort of feeding frenzy, they were quite likely locations..

Date: 2008-12-22 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sushidog.livejournal.com
Where's the last place you'd look for them? Try there!

Date: 2008-12-23 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
I'd already tried that! (Fridge.)

Date: 2008-12-22 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dr-f-dellamorte.livejournal.com
A gay bar in 70's San Francisco

Date: 2008-12-23 11:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
WHAT would they be doing THERE?

Date: 2008-12-22 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uniquefergus.livejournal.com
If I were your glasses I would never leave your face! Good evening last night...please thank the 'worrier for his inspiring choice of venue and birth date!

Date: 2008-12-23 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
I really should keep them on at all times, or invest in one of those bungee cords that old ladies have.

Date: 2008-12-22 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] socmot.livejournal.com
In their case?
Where did you last use them? When did you last read something, or watch something on telly?

Date: 2008-12-23 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
In their case?

Ahahahahaa!

Date: 2008-12-23 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] socmot.livejournal.com
I sugggested that because various members of my family have left them there and thought they were lost. My father is the main culprit ;-)
Edited Date: 2008-12-23 12:28 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-12-22 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beeswing.livejournal.com
In the inside pocket of a bag. You know, the kind of pocket where they won't get scratched, but where you'll totally forget they exist...

Date: 2008-12-23 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
They often are there, actually! But not this time.

Date: 2008-12-22 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slemslempike.livejournal.com
My dad's glasses turned out to be in my bag when he last lost them, but I've just checked and yours aren't.

Date: 2008-12-23 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
That's a relief, as I doubt you could post them back to me in time for xmas.

Date: 2008-12-22 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loneraven.livejournal.com
Mine were in the gap between the bedside table and the bed. Last week the cat put them in one of my boots. Last time I flew anywhere, they turned up under the seat of the woman sitting six rows behind...

Date: 2008-12-22 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mollydot.livejournal.com
Now that's impressive!

Date: 2008-12-23 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
You and [livejournal.com profile] fortuneandglory were closest! They were actually just under the bed, where I believe they had been drunkenly knocked from the bedside table.

I have had my PASSPORT turn up several rows behind me on a flight. Now that was scary.

Date: 2008-12-22 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fortuneandglory.livejournal.com
Down the side of the bed, where you knocked them in a semi-conscious clumsy stupor? That's where mine were the last time. I've also spent ages looking for them while they were on my face, and even more memorably, in one of my hands. The shame.

Date: 2008-12-23 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
You were very close! (They were under the bed.) I have also looked for my glasses when they were in my hand. It's easily done!

Date: 2008-12-22 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenster78.livejournal.com
In a bush outside the building where you live, obv.

Date: 2008-12-23 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
All of our bushes have been cut down! They have been found in a bush before, though.

Date: 2008-12-22 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amuchmoreexotic.livejournal.com
In my experience, they were left on your bed, then somehow got catapulted a ridiculous distance across the room when you sat down and ended up in a pile of magazines.

Date: 2008-12-22 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amuchmoreexotic.livejournal.com
Shit, sorry, I mean: if I was your glasses, I'd be *sitting on your face*! ZING! Even if I *wasn't* your glasses, amirite fellas?

Date: 2008-12-23 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
You were close! They were under the bed, probably having been knocked there from the ebdside table or the bed itself.

Zing, indeed.

Date: 2008-12-22 08:49 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] chiasmata.livejournal.com
I usually find mine are under the bed, or on a highly-patterned darkish surface so I have to fetch someone to 'find' them for me.

Date: 2008-12-23 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
You were absolutely right! They were under the bed. I also often lose them on the tablecloth for the living room table, which is highly patterned in dark blue and white.

Date: 2008-12-22 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chiller.livejournal.com
Dwd, they are on the Central line.

Date: 2008-12-23 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
They weren't, but they may well be next time, it's true.

Date: 2008-12-23 12:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chiller.livejournal.com
It is always a possibility, when you lose something. ;) I still have to notify the Central Line lost property staff whenever you come back to London, and I can totally hear them crying on the other end of the 'phone.

Date: 2008-12-23 12:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
I don't know why they're crying; I'm the main reason they still have jobs!

Date: 2008-12-22 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterboy1.livejournal.com
Where you took them off while washing/dressing, and it seemed like a convenient and sensible place when you could see it. Now, not so much.

(Yes, I may be speaking from experience, here...)

Date: 2008-12-23 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
Ha, that is my experience, too! They often end up on the towel rail, or on top of the toilet.

Date: 2008-12-22 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ozgirlabroad.livejournal.com
No AGAIN!

I have an idea: it involves you, and cunning little lengths of string and elastic tied to things like handbags and glasses and laptops and purses and tied at the other end to YOU!

It is an idea I have considered for myself on many occasions.

Date: 2008-12-23 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] sophiedb has suggested a velcro suit, which I think is an excellent idea!

Date: 2008-12-23 11:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strictlytrue.livejournal.com
Let's face it, given your track record, they could be anywhere. But I reckon they're in the bathroom.

Have a lovely Christmas!

Date: 2008-12-23 12:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yiskah.livejournal.com
They often are, but not this time!

Happy xmas to you too. x
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